BREAKING NEWS: Smurf Infiltrates Shanghai Expo

A smurf has infiltrated the Shanghai Expo grounds and so far managed to use the latest in smurf satellite technology to send out one photo:

More photos and details expected to emerge soon…

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Smurfs at Shanghai Expo – Time for SmurfNima!

The biggest battle for the Smurfs ever is coming this May. Now that Caonima has joined forces with the Smurfs, they will be an unstoppable force to rally against Gargamao’s empire of evil that requires no other axis. Already through their extensive research, SmurfNima has managed to uncover classified information that the harmless looking mascot of Shanghai Expo, Haibao, is actually the evil conduit of Gargamao!!!

Check back here over the Expo period for SmurfNima adventures vs. “Haibao”. For those wanting to know the answers to the most pressing questions about Haibao (does he even have a buttcrack?) and Haibao’s true identity, SmurfNima will deliver! May the force be with our Smurfs!!


“Smurfatar” on YouTube!!

Smurf Emancipation Day #2: SMURFATAR

Mr Cao had always been told that Smurfs were happy as part of the harmonious Gargamao Empire. When he leaves the Gargamao Empire to study at an overseas university however, he searches the uncensored internet and finds the world isn’t really as the Gargamao Empire were saying – in the real world, Gargamao troops were destroying the Smurf way of life!!!

Mr Cao puts on the yellow Twibbon of resistance in solidarity!

To find out what Smurfs are really like, Mr Cao visits the exiled Smurf leader, Papa Smurf, who turns out to be a really nice Smurf. Papa Smurf tells Mr Cao that people inside the Gargamao Empire have the truth hidden from them on the internet but if he uses the Smurfatar machine, he’ll be able to use a remote controlled character to sneak into the Smurf Village and see the true Smurf plight.

Mr. Cao uses the Smurfatar machine to enter the real world where Gargamao propaganda is no longer effective. His virtual self is Caonima and he is soon greeted by Smurfs, who fly the banned Smurf flag in his honour.

But evil Gargamao troops are watching! They are strongly opposed to Smurfs and Gargamao citizens forming alliances!

The Gargamao tanks spread into the Smurf Village in huge numbers. Caonima and the Smurfs watch in concern but they still fly their flags in defiance!

The Gargamao forces are too large and the Smurfs are unarmed. The troops stage a brutal crackdown and burn the Smurf Village to the ground, killing many Smurfs and their beloved Magical Flying Yaks.

Caonima decides the Gargamao occupation of the Smurf Village has gone on too long and vows to stand with his Smurf friends. Caonima resolves to find a way to stop the Gargamao tanks.

So Caonima courageously stands in front of the tanks before more Smurf and Magical Flying Yak lives are lost. The tanks cannot get through. Scared of killing their own people, they retreat from the Smurf Village.

Caonima and the Smurfs defeated the evil Gargamao forces by working together! Now they’re all free! Mr Cao decides to stay in the Smurf Village and wear his Twibbon forever. They have a massive party in joyous celebration!

Meanwhile, the Gargamao surveillance team sense trouble ahead for the Shanghai Expo where the Gargamao Propaganda Department are planning to showcase a “Heavenly Smurf Village”.

Caomina and the Smurfs have clearly turned into a force too powerful for the Gargamao Empire…what will happen next?

Coming Soon: “SMURFATAR”!

Coming soon to a computer screen near you, the huge big budget action adventure extravaganza, ‘Smurfatar’, in glorious, pirate-DVD proof 1-D!

Launching right here on Smurf Emancipation Day March 28!

Smurfin’ USA

THE JOURNEY BEGINS – After a tiring 9 hours flight journey escaping from Loser Gargamao, the lone smurf land in the land of the free – JFK Airport! Where do smurfs go to voice their grievances? Who will right the injustice done to the smurfs?

Determined to take his case to the Centre of Power, our smurf takes the first ‘Greyhound’ bus to New York, First Avenue and 46th Street!

Loser Gargamao once said “Power grows out of the barrel of a gun” but the gun was no match before our courageous smurf!

“I am a smurf who has escaped from the evil Gargamelian Empire, the situation is terrible. Smurfs are suffering Mr Ban Ki-moon. UNO – WE WANT JUSTICE!!”

Mr. Ban Ki-Moon’s indifference towards the smurf non-violent freedom struggle causes our smurf to conjure up his rarely used magic powers and summon his brethren for the FIRST EVER TIBET PROTEST ON UN GROUNDS!!! “UNO – WE WANT JUSTICE!” Loser Gargamao once again turns up to haunt our smurfs (typical).


Our smurf takes the next step on his epic journey – Joining the Students for a Free Tibet protest at the Empire State Building! NO TO CHINESE EMPIRE! FREE THE SMURFS NOW!

It’s an emotional moment for our smurf as he meets his activist idols Tsundue & Tendor for the FIRST TIME!

Our smurf even did  a mini ‘Freeze for Tibet’ at Grand Central

“One-way ticket to DC please” . It’s time now for the smurfs to raise their voices at Capitol Hill!

In Amtrak Train -Zzz…

Our Smurf uses every transport mode to reach his goal faster! And you can’t get much faster than the DC Metro’s Orange Line!

Our Smurf finally makes it to Capitol Hill – will Obama listen?

That was Smurfin’ USA, the journey to justice and peace will continue, SMURFS WILL BE FREE!

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